I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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