Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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