I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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