WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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