Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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