I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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