actually, I'm a sock model
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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