Where is the hickey?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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