you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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