hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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