if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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