Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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