I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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