I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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