Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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