Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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