I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just want to make out with him forever
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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