There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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