got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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