check it out our google latitudes are spooning
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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