The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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