4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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