he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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