I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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