im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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