Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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