discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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