My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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