So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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