You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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