Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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