so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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