Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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