dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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