Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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