fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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