I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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