garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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