just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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