so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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