This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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