Sry I called you an 8
Barsexuality is the new black.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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