If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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