She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have aggressive nipples.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
