That's intense
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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