Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
