HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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