Your tits are I can't wait for
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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