Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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