So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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