Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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