did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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