The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Randomize
