she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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