New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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