he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
