I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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