Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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